If I had a cocktail sausage for a cock I think I would seriously kill myself. Her chuckles would be all it would take to crack the razor out.
Views: 20942 | Category: Funny
Whoever dreamnt up this fantastic contraption deserves a pat on the back. What a novel way to get fat chicks skinnier!
Views: 42850 | Category: Sexy
The beans don't look to happy. Neither does the frank. Oh well, he seems to be happy and that's all that matters. Crush away kinky fellow, crush away.
Views: 11595 | Category: Sick
Take off your watch mate, you may cut her open being so damn violent like that. She seems to enjoy it though so *shrug*.
Views: 34158 | Category: Extreme
When she signed up to do porn I guarantee you she didn't expect to be doing this kind of shit.
Views: 31494 | Category: Extreme
This crazy motherfucker is back and sticking more needles in his balls. I'm not even gonna ask why, I can barely watch it without my balls shriveling up.
Views: 18457 | Category: Sick
Talented individuals can take a phrase and actually do it. If I wasn't weilding a 3 inch pork sword I may be able to go fuck myself too. Oh well.
Views: 47171 | Category: Funny
I have no idea what is going on in this video. We have a dude with huge balls dressed as a chick. I guess?
Views: 11478 | Category: Bizarre
The pierced up chick is back, and this time acting as a soda cooler. Or warmer. Or whatever. Anyone thirsty? I'm not.
Views: 15649 | Category: Extreme
YEAH! This is awesome, that dude in the wheelchair pulls a fuckin hot chick and gets his end away. Go son!
Views: 23447 | Category: Porn
They really should put this shit on TV. I would be watching it every single night wondering how much weight the pussy can take.
Views: 27182 | Category: Extreme
Now this is my idea of fun. Putting my balls through a wooden plank and getting some weirdo to shove needles into them. Awesome. Ouch. Yes.
Views: 9922 | Category: Bizarre