If I had a cocktail sausage for a cock I think I would seriously kill myself. Her chuckles would be all it would take to crack the razor out.

Whoever dreamnt up this fantastic contraption deserves a pat on the back. What a novel way to get fat chicks skinnier!

The beans don't look to happy. Neither does the frank. Oh well, he seems to be happy and that's all that matters. Crush away kinky fellow, crush away.

Take off your watch mate, you may cut her open being so damn violent like that. She seems to enjoy it though so *shrug*.

When she signed up to do porn I guarantee you she didn't expect to be doing this kind of shit.

This crazy motherfucker is back and sticking more needles in his balls. I'm not even gonna ask why, I can barely watch it without my balls shriveling up.

Talented individuals can take a phrase and actually do it. If I wasn't weilding a 3 inch pork sword I may be able to go fuck myself too. Oh well.

I have no idea what is going on in this video. We have a dude with huge balls dressed as a chick. I guess?

The pierced up chick is back, and this time acting as a soda cooler. Or warmer. Or whatever. Anyone thirsty? I'm not.

YEAH! This is awesome, that dude in the wheelchair pulls a fuckin hot chick and gets his end away. Go son!

They really should put this shit on TV. I would be watching it every single night wondering how much weight the pussy can take.

Now this is my idea of fun. Putting my balls through a wooden plank and getting some weirdo to shove needles into them. Awesome. Ouch. Yes.