man what the fuck has this chick been smoking. I reckon a bit of crack and a nice big doobie washed down with a 40oz would do the trick. Grandma, get home and finish my sweater dammit.

When I go to friends places for a BBQ the last thing I expect to get served is a charcoaled cock. I won't be heading to this crazy motherfuckers place for dinner any time soon.

Man, this is just fucking nasty. How this fat fuck with a tiny cock gets laid covered in food I have no idea. I think money may have exchanged hands there.

I've always wondered what it would be like to stick my dick through some wood and have some skank jump on it with high heels... NOT. What a psycho.

This guy must be tripping on peyote to do this kind of shit to his junk. WTF is all I can think of.

I guess the lure of the cock is too much for even the holiest of people to resist. You know what they say, sinners are winners!

You get this hottie in bed. Things are going well, smooth and wet kisses, tits out. She takes her underwear off and.... WHAT THE FUCK?