I'm not sure I would be too proud if I was this dude. I mean showing the world I can get my girlfriend to play with my little acorn on the bus? Hmm.

It always amazes me that midgets (sorry, small people) have the same sized bits as regular sized people. Although this little thing seems to be struggling a bit with that huge cock.

Now this is fucking hilarious. Whoever did this awesome editing job should get a fucking oscar. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

If I ever meet a chick that is so fucking ugly I have to put a paper bag on her head please shoot me. Or maybe I should just film it and put it on the net like this lame ass.

I guess this chick has had extensive training in Thailand to be able to shoot those ping pong balls out of her cunt so accurately. Quite impressive.

It fills me with such hope and joy that if I ever stink like rotting fish, lose my teeth and my house I too will still get laid. Brings a tear to my eye.

I'm sure we've all been told to go fuck yourself at some point in our lives. This dude took it a little too literally.

I really don't think the owners of this funeral parlour are going to be cool with these two fucking in one of the expensive coffins. Oh well, funny as anyways.

I literally don't know how to describe this video. I mean shit, a real life box of cream of wheat comes to life and fucks a chick? Who thinks of this shit?

I always wondered if these little fuckers could actually fuck. This is irrefutable proof it is so.

I would love to cop a blowjob by a kids icon. So fucked up it's hilarious.

This should be an occupational health and safety warning video for all porn stars out there. Whatever you do don't have gas cylinders near where you're fucking or else this happens.